Idiot-Free Zone (The Never-Ending Project)

at Patio Drive In · Castroville, California

We are declaring The Patio Drive-In an “idiot-free zone” and are committed to this rule. The customer is not always right. Anyone who acts like a great big kid will be denied service and asked to leave. People who behave badly always seem surprised when we toss them out — probably because they are idiots.

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Try the Idiot-Free Zone (The Never-Ending Project) at Patio Drive In in Castroville. This traditional pho house favorite is crafted with care. We are declaring The Patio Drive-In an “idiot-free zone” and are committed to this rule. The customer is not always right. Anyone who acts like a great big kid will be denied service and asked to leave. People who behave badly always seem surprised when we toss them out — probably because they are idiots. A satisfying choice. A Castroville dining gem.